Super Ghouls 'n Ghosts Review

 (Originally published to Glitchwave on 10/2/2023)

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Super Ghouls 'n Ghosts

Developer: Capcom

Publisher: Capcom

Genre(s): 2D Platformer

Platforms: SNES

Release Date: October 4, 1991

Dark Souls is for pussies.

Put that quote as my gravestone’s epitaph, all 400+ of them that I amassed while playing Super Ghouls ‘n Ghosts.

Ghosts n' Goblins Review

 (Originally published to Glitchwave on 11/24/2020)

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Ghosts 'n Goblins

Developer: Capcom

Publisher: Capcom

Genre(s): 2D Platformer

Platforms: Arcade, NES

Release Date: September 19, 1985

Things that are easier than completing the 1985 NES game Ghosts and Goblins:

- punching through a brick wall with your bare fists
- cutting a speeding bullet in mid-air with a butter knife
- swimming across the Atlantic Ocean to Europe
- finding peace in the Middle East
- having sex with every model on a Sport's Illustrated Swimsuit calendar within a year
- convincing Valve to make Half-Life 3
- reuniting The Smiths for a reunion tour
- licking your elbow