(Originally published to Glitchwave on 9/10/2023)
[Image from igdb.com]
Rocket: Robot on Wheels
Developer: Sucker Punch
Publisher: Ubisoft
Genre(s): 3D Platformer
Platforms: N64
Release Date: October 31, 1999
Exhibit A of Rocket on Wheels’s uniqueness is the game’s premise. The game’s world is an amusement park run by the old and eccentric engineer/entrepreneur Dr. Gavin. Rocket is his primary maintenance robot with a Mega Man-like relationship with Dr. Gavin’s Dr. Light. Of course, this can only mean there is a Dr. Wily in the midst, and that’s Jojo. It’s amusing how raccoons were still incorporated into Sucker Punch’s games before Sly Cooper was even a thought that crossed their minds. Did someone on the staff have one as a pet or something? Anyways, this ring-tailed mammal is no charming rogue, but a vindictive little stinker out on a mission of vengeance. He’s tired of playing second banana to the park mascot Whoopie, a fat blubbering walrus who is incapable of any abstract thought. Using his superior intellect, Jojo takes Whoopie hostage along with all of the park’s tickets and tokens for good measure. He has also tinkered with the park to make it as uninviting as possible before he ultimately assumes position as park leader. Rocket now has to reclaim the park before it falls entirely into a dictatorship at the hands of a scurvy trash panda.
Lo and behold: Robot on Wheels is a Banjo-Kazooie clone. I had a hunch that the game would be at least some degree derivative, and it doesn’t come as a surprise that its inspiration stems from every 3D platformer on the N64’s favorite cheat sheet. The borderline dreamscape hub draped with stars is an ascending climb with the levels as detours, and those levels are designed like non-linear playgrounds where the player must be proactive in seeking out the collectibles by completing objectives through exploration. Swap the jiggies from Banjo-Kazooie with lettered ticket stubs and no one is bound to notice the stark similarities, right? I realize this sounds like an indictment of Robot on Wheels for being overly pastiche, but this isn’t the case at all. I quite like Banjo-Kazooie’s overall design and some of my favorite games are those that shamelessly ape it. It’s all a matter of what Rocket on Wheels does with the Banjo-Kazooie formula to discern itself from not only Rare’s bird and bear duo but all of the other imitators. Fortunately, this aspect is where Robot on Wheels shines as Sucker Punch is a team of creative geniuses. Firstly, the game’s amusement park theme is a wonderful constant throughout each level. “Clowney Island,” a carnival-themed area on a beach island like the real-life attraction its title alludes to, is the first area of the game with a traditional depiction of an amusement park setting. After that, the developers go buck wild with the possibilities. “Paint Misbehavin’” is ancient Rome in a paintball park, “Mine Blowing” is a goldmine prospector cavern, “Arabian Flights” is an Arabian journey on a magic carpet, “Pyramid Scheme” is an Aztec jungle/volcano, etc. (I’m just now noticing all of the bad puns…) My favorite area from a conceptual standpoint is “Food Fright,” a Willy Wonka factory meets an Alice Cooper stage set hybrid with chocolate rivers, candy spiders weaving sugar webs, and a lake of boiling…marshmallow? While all of these themings are radically different like the typical range of diversification in a 3D platformer, what’s impressive is that the theme park atmosphere of thrilling fun is always prevalent no matter the scene.
What separates Robot on Wheels from the ilk of Banjo-Kazooie clones even further is the vast range of objectives present for each area. There are thirteen tickets to collect in each area of the game, so thank God the game provides such an eclectic mix of tasks. The substance of the various objectives is too numerous to mention, so I will do everyone a favor by listing some highlights. Ring challenges were very commonplace
across the 3D platformer genre, and they make their usual appearance in Robot on Wheels. Still, each of the ring challenges here provides enough variation from their standard implementation because Robot on Wheels features a different vehicle, testing the player’s proficiency with their mechanics. Out of the silly hot dog cart, the mechanical dolphin, etc., the one that stands out is the gliding motorcycle with bat wings which is definitely the vehicle with the steepest learning curve. Many platforming puzzles involve the tossing of objects with Rocket’s tractor beam like the magnet section in “Arabian Flights” and blowing open cracked crevices in the earth with bombs in “Mine Blowing.” The physics engine isn’t up to par with something like Half-Life, but the fact that something like this was implemented in a 3D platformer on the N64 is an admirable point of ambition. Parasitic mushrooms cling to Rocket so he can execute a series of high jumps, and soaring around the “Arabian Flights” area with the magic carpet looking for tickets feels so liberating. The absolute best feature Robot on Wheels offers is the rollercoaster maker in “Clowney World” where the player can make their own roller coaster AND ride in it once they are done. There is also a puzzle portion of this section where the player must also mold their creation to hit five numbered checkpoints along the way. Forget the ring challenges; I don’t care if this is Rollercoaster Tycoon light, I’m disappointed that this is only present in one of the areas.
Robot on Wheels is also much more difficult than Banjo-Kazooie and most other 3D platformers of the era. After the second area of “Paint Misbehavin,” the areas become progressively more linear, and the problem that resides with that is the game’s penalty for dying mirrors that of Banjo-Kazooie as well and Rocket will be respawned at the beginning marker of the area. Incorporating this was fine in Banjo-Kazooie because every notable sight was only a few meters away from the spawn point. In Robot on Wheels, having to trek all the way back around creation where the last death occurred feels like a severe punishment. Staving off death in Robot on Wheels can be an especially tense excursion because the game has a strict margin of error throughout with sections that feel like tests of endurance. The consistent sections that test the player’s meddle are the ones unlocked after collecting all of the machine's parts scattered around the area. The player earns a ticket for simply finding them all, but another section is revealed involving a lengthy swath of platforming. One brush of air from the vents for the one in “Arabian Flights” will send Rocket back upward and the electric polyhedron overhead will shock Rocket as an added punitive measure for a small error. Carrying a bomb from its origin to an exposed crack in the walls with Rocket’s tractor-beam apparatus also caused me a ton of auxiliary damage when it really shouldn’t have.
Admittedly, platforming in Robot on Wheels was always going to have complications considering the design of the playable character. Rocket checks off all the criteria for charisma and cuteness like a worthy platformer mascot should. Still, one can see the glaring issue with his character design in that he was not built with legs or arms, the essential anatomical pieces for things like balancing on tight platforms. I assumed from his design that the game would primarily offer narrow platforms to balance on with Rocket’s spinning wheel or a ton of sections where he rides on tracks, and these kinds of sections are certainly prevalent. But on top of this, Rocket is forced to perform incredible feats of ascension that would make Mario say “fuck this.” Rocket is as slippery as a bar of prison soap, and I can’t say I’m surprised considering we’re all playing as an AI unicycle. One might suggest skipping any section involving tight platforming because the non-linearity of the collectathon usually permits the player to skip any undesirable tasks. While this completion criteria is implemented in Robot on Wheels, I get the impression that the developers actually desire the player to go the distance with the tickets. Not only does the last level have a lofty number of tickets to unlock it, but the cavalcade of linear platforming challenges that the crafty vermin Jojo has set up as the game’s finale is contingent on the assumption that the player has experienced all of the hardest platformer challenges the game offers. If Rocket dies during this prolonged finale, he’ll have to start at square one. Also, that paint section early on in the gauntlet is so fucking persnickety that I wonder if the developers tested it.
My faith that Sucker Punch would take the then-tired 3D platformer genre and craft something unique and flavorful out of it has been undoubtedly vindicated. Still, I think all of the blatant issues that mar Robot on Wheels is that Sucker Punch was so focused on making their 3D platformer debut title distinguishable among the formulaic sea that was flooding the gaming landscape at the time that they never considered if their ideas would be practical. Rocket: Robot on Wheels is an awkward and unbalanced 3D platformer experience that augments the genre with so much flavor, yet strips too much of its foundation that is too crucial to replace. It’s like a mishmash of delectable sauces and spices with a base dish that isn’t too solid. All in all, it’s not too shabby for a first-time developer, and the positive attributes seen in Rocket: Robot on Wheels would persist for their superior future titles.
No comments:
Post a Comment